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Today, I went to te batroom on te way to class. After wasing ma ands, I couldn't figure out ow to turn off te water. I finally resorted to asking a professor fir elp. Se turned it off, looked me in te eyes and said, ( Please don't tell me your ere on a scolarsip. ) FML


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On 11/06/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by nevergoingtopeeagain - United States (Texas)

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Well, she had a good point.

#1 - On 11/07/2013 at 2:11am by SaintJupiter

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How do you not know how to turn off the water? Better yet, how'd you even turn the water on in the first place?

#4 - On 11/07/2013 at 2:14am by katydid95

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