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Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45251) - you deserved it (2546)

On 10/11/2013 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Apparently your existence has been shut down too.

#4 - On 10/11/2013 at 10:21am by gracehi

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well that's one way to be off the grid...

#2 - On 10/11/2013 at 10:20am by Kheasus

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