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Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
I fucking hate guys that think women are a possession. "Hey why are you looking at my girl?!" is one of the most retarded statements a guy can make. I'm sorry that you're so insecure that you think your girlfriend will run off with the 1st guy who makes eye contact. Guys like that just need to give their stuff to charity and run into a freeway blindfolded.
Seems to me this guy's just looking for a fight, no matter what you say.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015