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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

5%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

27%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

6%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

11%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 1 February 2013 07:01 / United States

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By frozensolid - / Thursday 24 January 2013 21:25 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 21 January 2013 17:04 / United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over my date. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 7 January 2011 23:42 / United Kingdom

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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Consolation prize

Mobility

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 favorites

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time