Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
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Ambient25 24
I ******* hate guys that think women are a possession. "Hey why are you looking at my girl?!" is one of the most retarded statements a guy can make. I'm sorry that you're so insecure that you think your girlfriend will run off with the 1st guy who makes eye contact. Guys like that just need to give their stuff to charity and run into a freeway blindfolded.
WelcomeToAndale 13
Seems to me this guy's just looking for a fight, no matter what you say.
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RoboCunnilingus 23
She had his face. But not his moves.
pattayarick 8
He has a small penis.
MissWhitneyB 17
Well seems like his girlfriend isn't doing a great job . He would rather spend time chasing a guy around a store than be with his girl.
Phoenixke 16
Maybe you were staring because she was so ugly?
PureEvil666 3
As pointed out, some people are just looking for a fight. Ignore them, that's the best advice I can give.
kpc2424 13
Have to love how friendly people are these days :s
olpally 32
lol, just ignore the idiots at "turdmart." He's probably insecure about his own sexuality the way he just went off on you like that.
ginawater19 13
Hahahahah yes! That's exactly it! #1, he's too insecure so as soon as you looked at his girl he had to say something and #2, she's probably so ******* ugly he had to stand up for her to make her feel good. It's ok OP, I've got caught staring at people who are also ridiculously ugly
Iniezian 18
Take a look at OP's name. I'll bet he meant Wal-Mart.
lolnothanks 18
Sorry OP :( idiots everywhere