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Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38972) - you deserved it (8822)

On 12/20/2012 at 6:19am - misc - by doblex (man) - United States

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Report him

#1 - On 12/20/2012 at 10:23am by lenamartinovic

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When things get personal, cops are the biggest assholes, just because they have the power to be. Better report that dude.

#3 - On 12/20/2012 at 10:23am by YaboyVinnie

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