Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how it looks every day. FML
Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should, "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML
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Top comments
lenamartinovic 13
Report him
YaboyVinnie 21
When things get personal, cops are the biggest assholes, just because they have the power to be. Better report that dude.
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Comments (151)
CharresBarkrey 16
I didn't care about anything from highschool even a year after graduating. If someone can't move on, they have issues.
CaysonJon 11
Someone needs to get over himself O.o
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It doesn't matter what happened years ago in high school. That cop needs to grow up and do his job. OP, report him (and don't leave out his personal grudge against you) and ask for a different cop for the case. That's ridiculous, immature, and unprofessional.
rebelliousshroom 12
But now there are 3199 FYLs and 4512 YDIs. This can't be right? As #91 said, there are several similar odd cases. Either there's something wrong with the website, or people are extremely grumpy because they don't look forward to Christmas..?
rlTlk 13
Who the **** fights over a girl or a guy.. If they like you they like you if they don't they don't what goes in between you two won't change anything.. Unless they are just as petty. YDI sounds like you are both dramaqueen assholes and you got what was coming to you.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Well, someone's jumping to conclusions. You do know that "fighting over a girl" can simply mean that they were romantic rivals, correct?
rlTlk 13
Also cops are docks, everyone knows this.
rlTlk 13
*Dicks Yes autocorrect, People cuss, get over it.
Metallica36176 16
Everyone making a comment is on his side....yet there is more YDI votes. What?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Just report him to his sergeant. That may not do alot of good but just get his badge number and let them know the details.
KiddNYC1O 22
YDI? You guys are missing the point.
vincelu09 11
Report that douche fo sho. Put a dent in his police records.