Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

by bunintheoven / 10/23/2012 at 12:21am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

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  • Your life doesn't suck. HER life sucks, on account of her being a total bitch.

    #1 - On 10/23/2012 at 6:02am by Sarkany

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  • I don't think that cashier realizes just how close she was to being killed on the spot.

    #3 - On 10/23/2012 at 6:04am by MURIKKA

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