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Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8399) - you deserved it (43604)

On 09/17/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by GN (man) - United States (New York)

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Ugh. I'd give you a ticket too.

#2 - On 09/17/2012 at 6:09am by beccaishereyay

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Sometimes you just got to force it down. Sorry about the ticket.

#1 - On 09/17/2012 at 6:09am by Dargoria

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