sexyaniknowit

About Sexyaniknowit

I laugh when people fall but then help them get up. I get the giggles in hospitals, Funerals, and any other awkward situation. Food is my obsession! I'm clumsy. I'm always dropping something or tucking my skirt into my thong (yes, I'm that girl!). Happily married with a 2 year old daughter (I was on birth control at the time and got pregnant anyway, and it was an FML moment, but not so much anymore ;)) My life is an FML type of life, but I've learned to laugh and brush it off.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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It's in the can!
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
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50 favorites
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YDI Master
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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One more and it's business time
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