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Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23225) - you deserved it (3852)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

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I have always wondered how people can poop in public, because I have the fear someone will hear and make a comment like that.

#2 - On 08/04/2012 at 1:27pm by cryskuni

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You should take their advice.

#1 - On 08/04/2012 at 1:26pm by glittertwat

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