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Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML

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On 05/23/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Notorch (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

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Quick, get to the next town! It's a one in a 4 year chance to see it.

#1 - On 05/23/2012 at 12:52pm by SkoomaKi

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Soo... It was only there for a brief second?

#3 - On 05/23/2012 at 12:54pm by noe1387

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