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I swear my dogs aim for my balls when they jump...I think it's retribution for having their balls chopped off.

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Is what what my eyes did when I saw your profile picture.

Nothing else to say but ouch! Feel better man

The dog just wanted a bone... If you know what I mean

Isn't this why you train your dog not to jump up on people? Doesn't that kinda make it a ydi for not teaching your dog good manners? I mean I feel for you, I do. Still, ydi.

Isn't this why you train your dog not to jump up on people? Doesn't that kinda make it a ydi for not teaching your dog good manners? I mean I feel for you, I do. Still, ydi.

Dogs usually jump on their owners out of excitement...

Wow all you had to say was ouch

33 I agree with you. It is not hard at all to teach a dog not to jump up. I hate it when you go to a friends house and their dog is not trained, they jump all over you and ruin your clothes, and can scratch you. A dog can be excited to see you, and obediently not jump up.

33 actually yes you can train your dog not to jump on people, but many people train them so they don't jump on OTHERS. For example: my dog is very well trained and never jumps on anyone except my dad and me. We love him so much we don't mind that he shows us how much he loves us and missed us throughout the day.

Training dogs is actually kinder than letting them do what comes naturally. An untrained dog is a bored dog. They like learning new things and having that time when you interact with them. And when they behave well more people are happy to see them. Basically, all the same reasons you should teach kids good manners. It's a kindness to the child.

Sorry to hear that bro.

Would it not have been far easier to just click 'I agree, your life sucks'? Or are you one of those wanna-be first commenter bastards?

uhh wouldnt it have been better if.you just thumbed down #2's comment instead of bitching at #2? why do you have to be a dick.

Really? You're not really contributing much either. I know, neither am I but whatever, I dislike hypocrites.

All you guys should just fight and end this feud.

A fight to the death obviously

Battle royale

won't someone please think of the children!! THE CHHHHIIILLLDDDRREEEN!!!

Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over

*Oh, ballocks. FTFY.

What was 98 trying to correct?

It was right the first time...

Pretty sure it was meant to be a pun. Seeing as the dog hit him in the BALLS. :)

No it was only trying to give OP a high five for the successful operation! They were innocent intentions that unfortunately landed on the highest spot its paws could reach!

I feel like thumbing down simply because of your profile picture.....

Where's the cute little seal that shouts " GAAAAAY"? We need him.

Honestly u think it bothers us when I call them gay. We totally agree. And idc if u don't like them. More for me! ;)

That made no sense.

#55 - You do realize you are a sad pathetic girl who has been subjected to a "band" which has been specifically targeted at young insecure girls? While you gargle the shit they spew out, real music is dying. Rant over.

6- i would have said something about your comment, but i took it back after i saw that you mentioned avatar the last airbender/legend of korra in your bio.

72- is that good or bad...?

71- just to let you know their songs are real music cuz they can sing without being auto tuned and they don't lipsync. Unlike a lot of music.

#84 - Music requires talent. None of the one direction "boys" can play instruments and it is very likely they're auto tuned too.

86- they were on the xfactor and came in 3rd. Without auto tune. And they can all play the guitar.

Yeah that one's not as good.

I swear my dogs aim for my balls when they jump...I think it's retribution for having their balls chopped off.

an eye for an eye, or in this case balls for balls

Sorry but Im laughing so hard I can't think of anything witty to say :)

So just don't say anything at all?

#62 - Don't be silly, that would be logical.

What is the meaning of this "logical"?

That is the mandate of every dog regardless of gender. When they get near the lap of a human male, they MUST make every attempt to walk on, step on or jump on your nuts and or dick.

Well of course. It's even written down in the 10 commandments. Right? No? Oh never mind...

This would be a better story if you didn't keep changing tenses.

I don't know if you noticed but there is a herpe on your tongue?

Tell that to someone who cares... As for op, that really does suck balls.. Lmao

Where does OP change tenses?

The FML was edited, but the mods (assuming they corrected it) decided to leave her comment up to make her look like a fool. A fool!

Ahh the FML mods :') gotta love them!

Ahhh! I just squirmed in my seat, ow man you must have made this FML 1 hour after it happened after you woke up from passing out from the pain. Don't punish your dog though! he just missed you. Dog is man's best friend!

But balls' worst enemy.

But balls make men.

Balls make women too! There would be no babies otherwise.