Get on with it

By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 545
You deserved it 4 602

Same thing different taste

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should of yelled in pleasure acting like you have some weird turnstile fetish... thats how i get my girls

I guess it just wasn't your lucky day for a ball game...

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I guess it just wasn't your lucky day for a ball game...

4- People can eat with their hands, you know.

people can also eat with their mouths... although that is usually how people eat.

Troll has been trolled. :| You deserve a thumbs up my friend. I have absolutely no response for that without me looking like a douche (that never happens), to be straight up honest.

Five full minutes and nobody helped you? Damn.

fakeaccountX 6

Gee, and I bet your team lost that game too.

should of yelled in pleasure acting like you have some weird turnstile fetish... thats how i get my girls

MD_DILF 4

@22 he's not kidding man. It works everytime. Took the chick I picked up at walmart from me last week with that method. Bastards a sheer genius.

Damn I thought chloroform was the best way to get women. Teach me more sensei.

daydreamer244 13

Somebody is probably laughing about that right now. I wouldn't be too embarrassed. You made a lot of people laugh :)

maz_irken 6

Did it show on the big scream?

slushpup9696 12

Flail, twist and pull out so you can see men stealing bases...I see