Get on with it

By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 491
You deserved it 4 589

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should of yelled in pleasure acting like you have some weird turnstile fetish... thats how i get my girls

I guess it just wasn't your lucky day for a ball game...

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I guess it just wasn't your lucky day for a ball game...

Suggestion: PUTDOWNDAFORK!!!

4- People can eat with their hands, you know.

people can also eat with their mouths... although that is usually how people eat.

Troll has been trolled. :| You deserve a thumbs up my friend. I have absolutely no response for that without me looking like a douche (that never happens), to be straight up honest.

Five full minutes and nobody helped you? Damn.

Gee, and I bet your team lost that game too.

OP knows how to get attention

should of yelled in pleasure acting like you have some weird turnstile fetish... thats how i get my girls

whatever, you get no girls!

22 - you'd be surprised

@22 he's not kidding man. It works everytime. Took the chick I picked up at walmart from me last week with that method. Bastards a sheer genius.

Damn I thought chloroform was the best way to get women. Teach me more sensei.

whatever you say chicken man

Somebody is probably laughing about that right now. I wouldn't be too embarrassed. You made a lot of people laugh :)

What is a t u r n s t i l e ?

Ah ha!:) I googled it homie hah

That was an accident :/

Did it show on the big scream?

No, just on the little scream.

Flail, twist and pull out so you can see men stealing bases...I see

very graceful.

"um, that was hawk-ward"

Omg that was great!

Looks like u "stole" the show

"I don't get it.."

Cuz people in baseball steal bases.