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Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20751) - you deserved it (1985)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by observant (woman) - United States

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She was in the middle of a lecture..
So that's usually where the concentration goes somestimes, at least for me.
But hey, she cares about you, that's a good thing anyway, an you are aware of your surroundings, so it should be fine.
In worst case, just tell your mom that, then it would be ok

#2 - On 05/15/2012 at 12:56pm by Keevarou

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That's embarrassing for her. She should take her own advice

#1 - On 05/15/2012 at 12:56pm by TatMan15

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