Delusional

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 02:01

Today, my mom is 100% positive that she saw me meeting up with a stranger and buying some kind of drug from "him." I didn't even pass by anyone on my walk. I went to get dollar store pizza, because I can't afford to buy any decent food this week, let alone drugs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 400
You deserved it 87

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Maybe it's "mom" who is "on drugs."

Just tell your mom that is extra parmesan for the pizza, and you have them in baggies for perfect portion sizes.

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Maybe it's "mom" who is "on drugs."

I bet you can quit anytime you want to. Or deny it

Seems weird to me that you put "him" in quotes. It's like you're questioning the gender of the person your mom saw. Do you only buy drugs from girls?

Just tell your mom that is extra parmesan for the pizza, and you have them in baggies for perfect portion sizes.