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Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screams "Stop winking at me, you bastard! Don't even think about it, you ugly fuck!" FML
someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015