Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
Did he offer to staple it himself?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Im sure he was happy to help.
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Comments (200)
DontClickOnMe 28
I think a safety pin would have worked better.
markrs 0
You slutty little OP you! How dare you try to seduce the teacher!!!
eb0ny 15
Um, get a bra that actually fits you. And you didn't have to tell the teacher the stapler was to fix your bra?
AnonymousTroll 2
Pics or it didn't happen.
a2zx2 6
How does this even happen?
iTz_x_BurneddPs3 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
humorizer 14
@20: Back when I was your age, the teachers were the ones that seduced the pupils.
legresley85 1
Bigger girls can have nice racks too. Since boobs are made up of mostly fat and skinny girls have less fat usually, than bigger racks are more common on chubbier girls, that's just life. Get used to it buddy.
AliixJadee95 0
Actually it's common for fitting bras to break cause they've been worn so much or just that there flimsy and actually most people can't afford to buy bras as there quite expensive and if she's at school or college like me it's hard enough have food to eat and paying bills then get need clothes all the time but you wouldn't know because your a guy'
Manganimegrl 16
^ Biggest run-on sentence I've ever seen. I think my brain just died a little reading that.
enopola 5
It's why she's paying for school and not on a scholarship.
loveispain19 4
I agree. Definitely new bra time and DEFINITELY NOT let a teacher or class know about it time.
KittySaysMoo 6
You really didn't have to announce to him that you needed it because your bra broke.
GraveRobber14 13
155-Some teachers won't let you use it if they don't know what you're using it for because some idiots do stupid things with staplers....like staple themselves. That actually happened in my school once because someone wanted to get out of class -.- smfh
Danielt104 6
Today I was unlucky enough to not be in that class. FML
armyboy00025 3
Pics or it didn't happen.
tekcor 2
Holy crap 114! Punctuation was invented for a reason.
maosquare 18
The Thai language doesn't use punctuations.
LaColombianita 26
Hey a stapler can do wonders. You'd be surprised.
DrMime 10
I stapled my broken stapler back together with the broken stapler! Then a black tear in the fabric of space-time opened up and sucked in my dog...
pronounciations 5
Trying a little too hard.
EllyMo 15
Nothing wrong with a little space-time enthusiasm ^_^
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
What the hell is that on your face?
Osito2011 9
I had to fix a bra like that once, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
MagicallyFat 12
I feel like this would be one of te few rare cases where girls would actually try and help each other out
efynsien 1
Not the dog:( Srsly that sucks though
kevmeister 4
Haha that's awesome. Is that last bit from Heart of darkness?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Im sure he was happy to help.
mama2b3 20
Did he offer to staple it himself?
nic7973 23
bazinga!
capper44 18
O'snap haha that would be creepy lol
Yak99 0
*sexy
bjobabygirl 12
Ikr that's to crazy
KittySaysMoo 6
Too*
MetalxSoldier 26
You should really learn from your boobs. I think they want you to know that you should NEVER let anything hold you back! (;
le_troll 0
I'd love to hold them....back.
HeXr 22
I imagine an inspirational rock song playing with a slow motion shot of OPs bra coming apart and boobs flying to and fro (also in slow motion)
xSunnyOlivia 17
170- lmao yes.
lamml 0
LMFAOOOOOOOO
LookOnBrightSide 12
6-Why the hell did you have to put 8 Os. That just made you look like a total douche bag.
Goatinsfriend 8
I wonder what his reaction was.
insertnameherr 11
happy valentines day, boys. here's your present!
LookOnBrightSide 12
OP, pics or it never happened.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, you must have really big boobs ;).
taran6 3
Or a really small bra
JFAW 6
Or both... ;)
infaith 5
both... with a ba na na? :D
Surrealful 2
85- you comment goes pretty well with your picture.
Surrealful 2
*your
I_lost_the_game 25
130- are you trolling, stupid, or just didn't notice that he put your?
sikstix 2
"85 - you comment goes pretty well with your picture" There are supposed to be two 'your'-s
xSunnyOlivia 17
He said "you comment goes pretty well with your comment" he forgot the 1st 'R.'
cadillacgal79 32
180, 127 and 130 are the same person, he was correcting himself.
Lovina_fml 8
That's not too bad