Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
Did he offer to staple it himself?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Im sure he was happy to help.
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Comments (200)
rishkatr 3
oooh!
moodyreallyrocks 27
That is just wrong in so many ways!
phuckejiu 3
I can see a **** movie being made on this. "based on a true story"
rubberduckie94 13
I had a bra do that once at work in the bakery while I was scrubbing the floor. Not thinking i yelled "my bra just broke" Everybody had a good laugh When I grabbed the stapler to fix it the old man who worked there said he would go to the bathroom with me to help fix it.
SoultheWolf 19
It really sucks that happened. But there is only two reasons your bra would break. One you are using a bra that is too old and the thread has disinigrated or two your bra size is too small. I hope you get a new one soon.
downzi104 17
Hell yeah!
jiinx17 5
Been there, if it's just a strap that comes apart, a paperclip and a bandaid do miracles
_Krijs 5
Sounds like the start of a porno. Was there any dodgy music playing in the background?
Greendaycheese 12
Is it too hard to find a bra that fits you?
freakypundit 4
Hilarious, this post made my day!