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Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27256) - you deserved it (3337)

On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)

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That's favoritism at it's best.

#1 - On 02/05/2012 at 8:44pm by KeannaLove

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What the hell you cant eat that! ...or can you... I'll be right, no you cannot..

#9 - On 02/05/2012 at 8:48pm by erl1996

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