HylianFox
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ghostrui
🌶️ Spicy
Curious
Today, my dad thought it appropriate to ask if my boyfriend, who was in the other room, was circumcised. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
TMI
United States
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
NeoDepressed
Czech Republic
Today, my parents screamed at me for cutting my wrists. They asked me if I wanted a therapist. I said that I didn't know. Then my mom said, "But wait, it's going to cost a lot of money!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Anonymous
Tense family drama
Today, my parents kept overreacting over stupid stuff during dinner. I found a hair in a dish, so I removed it myself. My mom goes, "Is that a hair? Is it?! I'll get rid of it!" I told her that I'd already done it myself. Then, because I bit my nail once, my dad constantly kept asking if I was OK, even though I'd said I was. He wouldn't stop! FML
That Girl with the Amazon Parrot
United States
Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on my arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML
me.
Norman, United States
Hard shoulder
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Top comments
gunmania0 12
More importantly, was it shaven or furred?
teague95 16
post a picture let us judge
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Comments (95)
gunmania0 12
More importantly, was it shaven or furred?
JocelynKaulitz 28
"Did the carpet match the drapes?"
poy2x 0
What's the verdict?
imepelepticsir 5
well does it or not?
dagray40 7
Tell the parents to just say no to drugs
chlorinegreen 27
If it's so deep that there is a debate about it looking like a ******, I would go to a doctor immediately.
zombiegold 23
Giggity!
lebronesque73091 12
It sounds like it might have gotten into some detail.
G0v3nat0r 7
I'm surprised there haven't been any, "pics or it didn't happen" comments.
ciscmowe 5
Now you have two vaginas.. awesome
kelovath 8
So? Does it? ;D
xlord 27
"OMG OMG!!!!! I FOUND THE FOURTH HOLE!!!!!"
Roevera 14
God I hope it doesnt look like one! What if it gets infected?
GoW_Chick 15
I thought that was on the back of the knee, so maybe there is a fifth hole, very interesting, I'll have to tell quagmire of my findings.
RedPillSucks 33
The back of the knee.... hmm..... *goes off to tell girlfriend the wonderful news*
MustangGirl72 9
Some parents you have there.
GreenAppleDP 0
There's nothing wrong with parents poking fun at their kids.
Enslaved 38
"Poking"? haha perfect word to describe what they're doing.
CptZoe 10
Why else would people have kids?! To have something to always take the piss out of!
kittenvks 11
That's why I did it :)
piccalo 4
I don't understand why OPs will not reply in any FML.(I didn't mean this FML.It will be awkward here)Can somebody bother to explain?
teague95 16
post a picture let us judge
yahoowizard 16
We'll also need a picture to compare and contrast, preferably belonging to the owner of the hand with the cut
TPSerigne 9
Pervert.
KeyboardWarrior 10
If you're talking to 8 I'm sure it was a joke.
GoW_Chick 15
Sounds like a normal family discussion to me..
MustangGirl72 9
I'm afraid of what a weird discussion in your family would be like. 0.o
burtonbullet 10
Sounds like my family. Normality is discussing where your virginity was lost, in front of company. Have to love dinner conversations...
Roevera 14
O.O WTF. Either my family is really boring, or just not comfortable talking about the loss of virginity, and ****** shaped cuts.
burtonbullet 10
There are horror stories, believe me.
babeyface 0
Lol that's something my family would talk about over football or something stupid like that
Brice28_fml 10
I must live in a weird family compared to your guy's families.. We talk about anything and everything.
PedoPancakes 7
15- I soo agree, I think that would kinda be awkward. .-. 61- Football isn't stupid.
ThisIsMyReign 4
61 - At football dinners they talk about you, or other stupid stuff like that.
fylminerocks101 0
My family would b like that's no big deal then they'd talk bout the hickie on my cousin and deciding when and how she got it and then They'd b like how many people were there was enough for a three-way?? Omg more like fml
moop256 10
At Least it wasn't a nice long discussion about butt plugs...
McDonaldsworker 4
WTF
WCARlover 35
So, what was the consensus?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Thats some interesting looking cut.
McDonaldsworker 4
Hmm, were they talking about it looking like A ****** or YOUR ******, only way it could be worse was if you are a man.
GODert 8
It clearly says in the top right of the post that the OP is a women by the circle and line facing down
McDonaldsworker 4
O thanks #81, I always wondered what those meant...
Fmlsea 28
Wow I bet u will be gald when that cut heals lol
jessiejess020 0
glad*
himoonkey 8
Yeah, I'll be gald too, we should all be gald for everybody