HylianFox
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Ghostrui
🌶️ Spicy
Curious
Today, my dad thought it appropriate to ask if my boyfriend, who was in the other room, was circumcised. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
TMI
United States
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
NeoDepressed
Czech Republic
Today, my parents screamed at me for cutting my wrists. They asked me if I wanted a therapist. I said that I didn't know. Then my mom said, "But wait, it's going to cost a lot of money!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Anonymous
Tense family drama
Today, my parents kept overreacting over stupid stuff during dinner. I found a hair in a dish, so I removed it myself. My mom goes, "Is that a hair? Is it?! I'll get rid of it!" I told her that I'd already done it myself. Then, because I bit my nail once, my dad constantly kept asking if I was OK, even though I'd said I was. He wouldn't stop! FML
That Girl with the Amazon Parrot
United States
Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on my arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML
me.
Norman, United States
Hard shoulder
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
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gunmania0 12
More importantly, was it shaven or furred?
teague95 16
post a picture let us judge
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Comments (95)
pandakota 0
Lol your parents sound fun to be around.
Dcm210 19
your parents are awesome.
Fluhz 6
I just woke up and reduced the brightness on my phone and I don't have my contacts in my eyes, so I misread "long discussion" as "long dinosaur" and wondered if it was a saying.. FML.
kittenvks 11
When all else fails, stay calm and read it again.
CptZoe 10
Lets hope it doesn't scar!
RamenForTheWin 10
So what was the verdict?
Devin91 20
Sounds like they did some hardcore drugs
kittenvks 11
Or they're just very open around their children. There are tons of studies suggesting that if a child can feel open and can communicate with their parents or guardians they do better and tend to be more level headed
cheerchick137 0
You might want to talk to your doctor about that...
perdix 31
I hope you walked out before they started talking about having a three-way with it.
Krista835 5
Did you get an axe wound on your arm?
MisterEx 28
Heh, more tampons for you my dear.