bellerz14
United States
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SaggyBoy135
United States
Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML
-__-
Australia
Get in, kid
Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding." This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I hate it
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
lauramarie
Canada
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
theslutmuncher
Merseburg, Germany
Mid-life crisis
Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML
embaressed
United States
Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
Anonymous
Swansea, United Kingdom
Terminally online
Today, I came home to see my dad sitting in his car. I thought it'd be fun to sneak up on him. He was filming himself on his phone, ranting about "fighting like hell" and "a storm coming." He had his baseball cap on backwards, probably because the front had the name of our town in Wales on it. FML
fmT719
United Kingdom
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
Z
United Kingdom
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
Please find a new song
United States
It's still a bop! It slaps!
Today, I was once again woken up to my dad blasting The Beatles' song "Birthday." He does this whenever it's anyone's birthday (in this case, my mom's) and he knows a lot of people. It was funny at first, but now it's getting old very quickly. FML
Top comments
Uscdrew1 7
Well that blows. Actually, no it doesn't. Let your dad do what he wants.
randomguy1millon_fml 0
Go Bach there and help him
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Comments (89)
Uscdrew1 7
Well that blows. Actually, no it doesn't. Let your dad do what he wants.
macy143 0
All men handle their mid life crisis' differently! :)
WaterPoloLove3 0
Maybe he just wants to think... Never mind what about.
KelpForBrains 0
Hi Sirin.
hellbilly205 17
Sounds like my kind of weekend.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
He's probably just preparing for a Classical Music Beach-Ball Festival for summer... QUIT STARING AND START BLOWIN' UP THEM BEACH BALLS.
chlorinegreen 27
In my town that what we call a good opportunity for family bonding time. Get some Chapstick and get ready for some good old fashion blowing!
enonymous 9
By classical music he means Jimi Hendrix and by blowing up beach balls he means tripping balls off acid
MaaaanWTF 1
Drew! Do you go to USC?! That would be pretty epic because I do :)
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Dude, let the man enjoy his high and pretend you didn't see anything because in. 30 years you'll be doing the same thing
glenzhao2 16
I'm sorry OP, I hate it when that happens :'(
OWNZ 0
Dont be such a beach to OP's dad! As you can sea he's a cool guy! Water you guys thinking??
gojira666 7
**** your dads life.
diidiimi 10
54 - your comment could be soooo taken the wrong way. Dunno if that was your intention, but SNAP!!
kyarush 10
Midlife crisis
ZingDooper 0
Where's the problem?
MrNiceGuy518 3
That's how I spend my weekends too!
TheWindowLicker 13
That's weird, I spend mine blowi--....nevermind
GetHardOrGoHome 7
Haa
cruxx 0
Change your picture. ^
LacyWings 3
Man. I have sympathy for you.
jwade11 12
I wonder what devious, clever plan he had...
efynsien 1
He blows on the windows he licked! Obviously, you need to pull your head out of the gutter
thisisafunnyname 12
Me too, i lie on my bach listening to classical music
bubblepaarty 5
mid-life crisis? /:
yahoowizard 16
Yeah, for the dad. Not entirely getting what OP is FML'ing about
xleanne_aLly 23
Yeah he went from sunglasses and Skrillex. To beach balls and classical music. If these OP's dad aren't the same people they should hangout.
FarSide 23
If dad was sitting in a used Ford Taurus... then yeah, this was definitely a mid-life crisis.
trollfaced 2
Your dad is cool, I like him
tominator007 0
Ya!
cutielilangel 8
I think he's cool too!! Why must this be an fml!!!! Least he wasn't blowing up sex dolls?
CareFace 16
The simplest of comments really make my day. :D
ladiesman219 4
How does this impact you life?
GetHardOrGoHome 7
Why does that suck? At least he was only blowing beach balls...
idontknowyou123 0
So was it Beetovhen? Bach? Motzart?!?!?!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well... at least you spelled the easy one right.
IBelongToJeebus 0
10- Your spelling enraged me.
Sinamoi 18
I'm about to blow the Grammar Nazi whistle and call in the troops, because that was terrible.
blondebrunette11 4
Grammar and Vocabulary trolls.(:
Seth2014 0
#36 ur a dumbfuck! And a grammar nazi!
imaginaryvoice 18
#36,* you're* dumb* ***** Hmm, seems a little ironic to me.
idontknowyou123 0
So let me get this straight. The FML community cares more about proper grammar and spelling and also the timing of a comment then the actual comment? Sucks for drunk people!
randomguy1millon_fml 0
Go Bach there and help him
Tyger44 1
Epic comment
MsSoulReaper 27
So? Was he naked or something? I don't get it. *waits to get thumbed down*