By embaressed - 20/09/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
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schwancy 2

Sounds like your dad might have been more than just drunk.

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gagneana000 5

dude, no one cares. hahahahah this FML Is awesome.

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EricErection69 0

dude your dad is the shit!!!

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Sungod 0

FYL for living in such an intolerant neighbourhood

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starile 19

OP: YDI for spelling "embarrassed" wrong in your username.

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renerdrat 6

Today I read a ridiculous fake fml..

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yuhimjesus 0

^ talking about #1...

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YourEvilHero 12

woo Connecticut!

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Eyou 0

ohhhh okayyy what did he say anyways?

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RedPillSucks 31

@37 - While we were focused on Iraq and Afghanistan, Canada snuck down and stole Connecticut from the US. Their new battle cry is "Remember Bridgeport!"

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DocBastard 38

RedPill, congratulations! You win 1 (one) Internet for that comment.

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BeeHappy_fml 0

I am really confused here. how would your house be in such a central location so as to be harassed by a bunch of random people? and how would all these people even know what your dad is doing, much less have the audacity/care enough to yell or honk at you? I call fake.

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iHOOT4Hooters 0

Just don't let him watch Animal Planet! He is going to think he is some kind of bird, and he will try to fly.

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cheergirly16 0

congrats 1 lol & this made me Lol!!

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Jonsey92 0

is ur hair thin? it looks really nice :)

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DocBastard 38

"Is your hair thin?" is now officially the worst come-on in the history of the English language. Congratulations.

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green_eyes124 0

haha I would love to see that for some reason : )

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crazedcabbages 0

hahaha this made me giggle :)

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tikimuppet 11

So? That's just funny! I would have laughed so hard if that had happened to me

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MykeLytorus 0

Your picture makes you look like a terrorist. Just sayin.

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