By embaressed - 20/09/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 448
You deserved it 2 916

Same thing different taste

Top comments

schwancy 2

Sounds like your dad might have been more than just drunk.


dude, no one cares. hahahahah this FML Is awesome.

EricErection69 0

FYL for living in such an intolerant neighbourhood

OP: YDI for spelling "embarrassed" wrong in your username.

renerdrat 6

Today I read a ridiculous fake fml..

yuhimjesus 0
YourEvilHero 12

ohhhh okayyy what did he say anyways?

RedPillSucks 31

@37 - While we were focused on Iraq and Afghanistan, Canada snuck down and stole Connecticut from the US. Their new battle cry is "Remember Bridgeport!"

RedPill, congratulations! You win 1 (one) Internet for that comment.

I am really confused here. how would your house be in such a central location so as to be harassed by a bunch of random people? and how would all these people even know what your dad is doing, much less have the audacity/care enough to yell or honk at you? I call fake.

Just don't let him watch Animal Planet! He is going to think he is some kind of bird, and he will try to fly.

cheergirly16 0

congrats 1 lol & this made me Lol!!

Jonsey92 0

is ur hair thin? it looks really nice :)

"Is your hair thin?" is now officially the worst come-on in the history of the English language. Congratulations.

green_eyes124 0

haha I would love to see that for some reason : )

crazedcabbages 0

hahaha this made me giggle :)

So? That's just funny! I would have laughed so hard if that had happened to me

Your picture makes you look like a terrorist. Just sayin.