Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my little cousin’s birthday party, some spoilt child played a prank and placed chocolate cake on my seat just as I was about to sit. Let’s just say of all the days, today was a bad day to wear cream trousers and park the car quite a way away from the venue. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. The ceremony was beautiful, right up until the ring bearer tripped. The rings were fine. However, the emergency chocolate bar I'd hidden in my suit pocket for later flew out and landed in front of the bride and groom. Some wedding photos now feature a chocolate bar in the center aisle. FML
Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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cloudiarose 5
Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Just get back it him. Shove his face into the cake.
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Comments (265)
RileyFerrari 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sucker
nava1210 12
Well, you fell for it..YDI =]
raphanne_fml 33
You got hit by a bus, you fell for it, YDI???
lemon_phat 11
80- I don't recall any FML's Involving getting hit by a bus?!
raphanne_fml 33
That's maybe because it would be pretty chalenging to write an FML after being hit by a BUS!!! Chalenge accepted, anyone?
HideouslyHuman 10
I'm on it!If I shall live after being hit by a bus,I will write an FML.I will be mad if it isn't posted...
raphanne_fml 33
Ok keep me posted :D
FreshlyCut 0
Who doesn't check a chair when they sit down.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
how's she a sucker?
AliCat18 12
I would of ******* killed him! thats going a way too far! im so sorry!
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Just get back it him. Shove his face into the cake.
DynamicDave 11
Shove the cupcake you sat on into his face... Or think up something very diabolical for his wedding day, if he's not married.
iam_yummylicious 12
Or a take a knife and shove his face into that ;)
lemon_phat 11
73- op just got married, I doubt prison is where they want to be right now.
linstar 13
First duty as husband - junk punch your douche brother in law.
MuziKMajoR 5
I have a feeling she didn't post this during the wedding reception
alex6946 10
Thats not good revenge for what he did to OP!
simpleplan239999 1
But then she would have ruined her wedding cake
monkeys1315 0
That's horrible for you but so funny for everyone else
cloudiarose 5
Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!
Flutequeen 0
3 words. Kick his ass!
DrDilllonReese 12
1 word- no. Instead of physical violence, she is obligated to perform the ultimate, most relentless prank ever. That way her brother writes an FML and we can all enjoy it :D
natashax21 5
Disinvite him to the wedding...immediately. Before he makes more trouble!
RandomBlackMan 0
it's not shitty when it's chocolate.
848901 0
That's really bogus... :/
CryMoreFMLs 15
No, this is a legit prank. Just OP's brother is about 10 years too old for this, he could've chosen a better day, and he just needs to grow the **** up.
mondayna 3
Who the hell still uses bogus
at0micmin3r 23
#246, obviously, THEY do. I do. TONS of people do. Son awesome language never goes out of style! 8)
alpaquette91 9
Over used first comment, try being more witty.
gruvychild 17
Game on! I hope you have been plotting a revenge that tops the cake!
natashax21 5
Takes the cake...?
terrask 11
I'd say it would be worth soaking his face in china ink... you know, the kind that stains skin and you can't get off after a week.
musicanonymus 0
Do you mean Indian ink o.O
shortstuffs23 7
What a great memory that's going to be!