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Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to say goodbye, instead he told me, "Hope you've got all your shit. Anything you leave, I'm burning." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31919) - you deserved it (2560)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by Panda_Bearr - United States (Michigan)

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I bet you are glad to be leaving.

#1 - On 09/03/2011 at 5:57am by mjninety

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leave behind all your shit & let him burn down his house.

#5 - On 09/03/2011 at 6:05am by rein

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