Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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Top comments
mrtoothpick 11
Well, nice try.
starsfan_9 7
That's awesome, you got a free brick. Just kidding, that does suck op. I suggest you cut your losses and hide your kids, your wife and your husband
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mrtoothpick 11
Well, nice try.
Iamnotmyself 17
next time, park two blocks away, then hire a midget to hide in the glove compartment yo kill any robbers.
purplecowchik 5
Why did you have your doors unlocked the first time?
nwill98 3
well yes it was a nice try
ImAHomosexual 0
Build a fake car that is actually a 25000lb bomb and explodes whenever someone comes within 100 feet of it. That'll show him and the surrounding 16 city blocks.
Baby_Stewie 3
very nice.
ssaammiiee 5
ahahah thats brutal but if you have insurance like your supposed to, then you will be fine
LordGoober 13
26- that's a great idea, if op parks the car then walks 8.25 miles to work.
scrapmetal58 9
Um. OP, it's called a Trunk Monkey. Get one. Saved my ass countless times.
rainbo955 0
what's a trunk monkey?
scrapmetal58 9
:O What's a Trunk Monkey? Good Lord, I'll lift the rock off of you! YouTube 'Trunk Monkey' stat!
rainbo955 0
lol wtf? that is hilarious.
scrapmetal58 9
He's my little friend. He has my back and I give him bananas.
DriizztD 0
although this is a bad thing to happen and has happened to me a few times. but i dont think leaving your doors unlocked can be classed as "breaking in" generaly it defines to "break" something to get in. eg window like the second time or a lock. but still thats bad luck Op. i agree with the guy uptop. wait in the bush with the magnum and see how he gos a third time.
futtbuck101 1
better luck next time.
Xanith 0
You copied that off of American dad.
The_Weirdo 10
Well, even if you failed, you get an E for effort Op.
juicedboi 7
as shit as that is, it's pretty funny
Ionodemon1995 0
26- that would be called a nuke. But this is America we overdo shot so I'm with you.
theboss3469 4
that sounds like an awesome plan!!
OkayImSorry 0
No, a nuclear bomb includes splitting an atom and a hydrogen bomb(also called a nuke) involves the fission of atoms. None of which are used. This is simply a 25000 pound bomb.
BaMaBelle11 0
89- don't look now but there's a bird in your MOUTH!!
wordnerd42 0
Somebody is out to get you. I suggest surveillance.
fashionistaGirll 0
Yeah maybe there's cameras in the parking lot!
OWNZ 0
OR drive in a decoy car and fill it with nuclear waste, so that when they break in, they get cancer and die >:D
Jonnie_effed_up 0
41 - made me lol, love the idea!
Blackmail111 9
or you could simply install bars on the windows
chester75 5
41 OP was forgetful enough to leave the door unlocked what makes you sure he will remember which car the waste was in.
ifinsane 6
Wait and watch for his ass to come back then shoot him in the leg and say "nice try"
ayooBrandon 12
at least you know its the same person
Uraharas_Bankai 1
Throw a brick into their house and write "don't forget to lock your door"
gumbo1 8
That would work if he/she knew who the person was.
Uraharas_Bankai 1
Assuming OP figures out who
dvl2035 10
that comment made no sense.
applesuckers 0
lol. it didn't make sense. :P
michelleissexy 0
makes no sense at all, but it's funnier than the actual FML.
Norwegian_Wood 4
35, 45, 86: Guys, I don't know what you didn't understand, but 4/18's idea made perfect sense to me....
lilkamarciano 0
agreed. you guys must just be REALLY slow
hayleyydean 0
at least you tried... FYL
smurfsarwales 9
u need to clean ur room. and I know someone already said it on another fml :D
hayleyydean 0
quit harassing my bedroom! I do what I want
NiinaxK12 0
This comment made my day
iluvfmls456 0
f your car's life
starsfan_9 7
That's awesome, you got a free brick. Just kidding, that does suck op. I suggest you cut your losses and hide your kids, your wife and your husband
iluvfmls456 0
his/her wife AND husband? is op married to 2 different people?
cocokiss410 0
lmao!!!
FacePalm69 0
He could of taken the brick, just thought.
daisyloo 7
Love you 7! FYL OP!!!
Tommananaze6T9 4
thats not possible i still have my penis.howd he throw it threw a window?
applesuckers 0
10 it's a song.
ThorneCrossed 9
they raping erebody up in here
michelleissexy 0
Lol.
michelleissexy 0
Lol.
sheethapins 13
16 You are so dumb, you are very dumb.
YtotsDI 0
fo real
lilkamarciano 0
hahahahahah ^
daniel1991 0
7 best comment i have read in a while XD
Lolo99981 5
fo real
jellitonoctopus 19
you can run and tell that.
Louie133 0
Dude. U gotta be from pittsburgh
stargazur 9
We gon find you we gon find you
plum_lovin 28
46- the songs just a remix of what actually happened to someone.. he ended up becoming somewhat famous for it and was guest stared in Tosh.0 ect. People just decided to make a song out of it.. which then become even more famous... lol sorry for the history lesson, just thought you should know its not just a song...
pianogirl12345 8
Too bad, so sad, nice try tho!(:
RaineLee 5
Stupid lifeless person with nothing else better to do.
flagg1888 3
well naturally every criminal carries a notepad and pen for there many and various taunts