Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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mrtoothpick 11
Well, nice try.
starsfan_9 7
That's awesome, you got a free brick. Just kidding, that does suck op. I suggest you cut your losses and hide your kids, your wife and your husband
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Comments (167)
p90xstyle 0
looks like its time for a new car or a new security system
KOWSAUCE 0
paint your car
colormeimpressed 0
WHAT?! That means it's somebody who woks with you...or that your stalker is REALLY trying to get your attention.
budd28 0
the person who did tht was real funny ... fyl
Itsasecret11 0
Damn that sucks..
kiddo1234578 1
get a camera that's how I caught this kid in my neighborhood who smashed my window 3 times, I sent the video to the cops but right before I had sex with his mother.
crowbar_2010 2
put a remote IED in your car and hide, waiting. when the robber comes back jump out (from a safe distance) scream NICE TRY and hit the button....*boooom*
KingZant 0
I can't begin to describe the "That's the biggest ******* prick in the world" vibe I'm getting.
sarasweetie 0
hahahahahaha !!
wettone 1
It's not considered "broken" into if it was unlocked!!!!