Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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Top comments
mrtoothpick 11
Well, nice try.
starsfan_9 7
That's awesome, you got a free brick. Just kidding, that does suck op. I suggest you cut your losses and hide your kids, your wife and your husband
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Comments (167)
BIEBERSLAYER 10
what is in your car that is that valuable that he keeps breaking in?
el_paso_guy89 0
good point...
AppliedEntropy 0
Go back on your day off. Park in the same spot. Hide under your car. When the perpatrator returns, taze him in the junk.
Chrispayne 4
Wire it to a bomb,so when they get n it tomorrow u wont have to deal with thwm anymore. U can say vandels did it but this time thank god they messsed up ir it would of been u
syk900 3
you should hide by your car with a baseball bat :D
Lazcouchtater 4
I take it you work somewhere which has a big enough parking lot and so few windows that you can't witness this happening so that pretty much narrows it down to... Wal-Mart. If this is the case, there should be security cameras on the light poles and you'll likely find they caught your brick throwing bandit.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Lol? Maybe OP parks her car in a parking lot in the city, and then walks to work.. How do you automatically assume it's Wal-Mart? I'm sorry, but your comment just really made me laugh from its lack of logic.
seligman103 0
way to get attention
carnage1108 0
if you didn't lock it, it wasnt broken into
Faceeater24 0
Wait for him to try again. Hide by your car with a brick. When you see him, throw the brick and hit him in the face. Leave a note on his forehead that says, "Nice Try".
dansco 25
How do break into an unlocked car? by opening the door?! Sucks and hope you catch them!
damnstraight7 0
buy brick proof windows and see if they still it then. It sounds like its a fun challenge game