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Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37237) - you deserved it (9838)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

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next time, get an alarm clock

#3 - On 07/04/2011 at 10:07am by kyjp

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Damn.. makes me hungry just reading that.

#9 - On 07/04/2011 at 10:15am by Livinia

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