Kids and Sleep: Parenting struggles - FML

Parenting struggles

By Aniel85 - 22/11/2021 20:01

Today, after I worked 15 hours yesterday, coming home at 1 a.m. thinking I could sleep in because my kids have no school, I was woken up at 7 a.m. because they wanted pancakes. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 22 November 2021 21:58

Step 1. Say "no." Step 2. Lock the door. Step 3. Sleep I wouldn't think there would need to be a manual for self-care where it's so obvious. I guess I was wrong.

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Tuesday 23 November 2021 1:05

You got 6 hours sleep, that's pretty good. Kids generally need to eat in the am. You are a parent, you really don't get time off.

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 22 November 2021 21:58

Step 1. Say "no." Step 2. Lock the door. Step 3. Sleep I wouldn't think there would need to be a manual for self-care where it's so obvious. I guess I was wrong.

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Tuesday 23 November 2021 1:05

You got 6 hours sleep, that's pretty good. Kids generally need to eat in the am. You are a parent, you really don't get time off.

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Sunday 23 January 2022 21:51

So you tell them to leave you alone and you roll over and go back to sleep.

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