Username
United States
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
SGreene
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
mooselord
United States
Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML
ragsy
United States
Too little, too late
Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I found out if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around, it does in fact make a sound, and also $5,000 worth of damage to your truck. FML
1ndustrytx
United States
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
me
United States
Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML
Jaybird1587
United States
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unbeliever
Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML
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jonan1212 5
talk about timing
mismonroe 0
Are you in good hands..?
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jonan1212 5
talk about timing
pertained 12
in Soviet Russia, tree takes down YOU.
ipwnlosers 4
But the tree took down the car.
theten_fml 9
have your insurance cover it and now the trees out the way. you got lucky haha
Jacobt24 19
Wait. So is the tree ok?
SunshineBoy21 0
One week too late. On the bright side, you can use the money that you were going to use to remove the tree to fix your truck. ;) When one door closes, smash through a wall!
flockz 20
31- for some reason i thought of the koolaid man when i read your comment lol
dolphincheddar 10
35. probably the part about wall smashing. OH YEAAAAA
mattmadden 0
PPPPPPFFFTTTTTTT! OOOOOHHHHH YEAAAHHH
cgchamp89 7
OOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAA!!
pertained 12
when I said you, I meant the car, as it is an extention of you.
boatingboy1011 0
they were probably procrasterbating like they said in Tosh.0 (procrastinating by masturbating.)
juicedboi 7
it's a shame. That trick was 2 days from retirement too right?
juicedboi 7
truck*.. failjoke got worse
zendaddy0 0
he knew about the attack and he struck first
CO_Dorvanski 5
Karma...
woosah 16
well that's out of the way then. make new plans for next week..
cherrybitches 6
mother nature is so cruel sometimes
Jacobt24 19
So get Allstate and protect yourself from mayhem like me
ImaWiseGuy 5
get allstate and get protected from mayhem like old falling trees...
ant1078 7
talk about a suicidal yet revengeful tree
LaughinStock 16
damnn nature you scary!
sns_fml 0
haha I get the sxephil reference
fl0ffy 0
hope the car was old to
rohanmo 9
?
sweetdreams999 0
haha that really sucks, fyl.
volley4eva1698 0
well now the trees gone at least?
buck33 14
It went down with a fight
KARMAREBEL 0
blame it on fate for you Parking on that spot
brbgirl 0
no it's not
iLazy 0
Blame it on procrastination
Juliaa15 6
i don't Understand your capitalization.
KARMAREBEL 0
that's a iPod correction(I sun Luke it either
zgomon 10
I turned auto correct off on my IPod. Made me say shit that didnt make any sence. but then again, I cannot spell worth a damn.
afdude87 6
hope ya had insurance. new truck time!
chickenfriedCG 0
hope fully op has Allstate to protect him from mayhem like that.
JacksonCampbell 9
It's a sign.
nebula748 14
No, it's a tree.
Vincanety 0
it's a plane it's a bird no wait it's a tree
YacL 15
How do you mistake a bird or a plane for a tree?
OceanBreathesSal 5
no how does one mistake a SIGN for a tree?
angiedancesalott 8
i think thats the trees way of punishing you for trying to cut it down. fyl.
helene123456789 0
ur ugly
djdirtnasty 0
I have some pants u can climb into?
mismonroe 0
Are you in good hands..?
muchagente 5
at least, now you don't have to remove the tree. always think positive. do you need a bike? i got an old one.
2cacrawf 0
haha .. nice
UAVisONLINE 8
I think tree is a pretty cool guy. eh, smashed your truck and doesn't afraid of anything.
cgchamp89 7
Took me a few times, but I finally understand your comment...