Transportation: Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree....

By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

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By SGreene - 06/05/2017 20:00

Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML

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By mooselord - 05/12/2013 17:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML

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By ragsy - 14/08/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 06:26

Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 05:05 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I found out if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around, it does in fact make a sound, and also $5,000 worth of damage to your truck. FML

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By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

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By me - 01/05/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 14:38 - United States - Seattle

Today, I called a tree removal company to have my diseased elm removed. When I got home from work, I was surprised to find it still there. Not as surprised as my neighbor was to discover that his tree was missing, nor as surprised as his children when they saw there was no more tree-house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML

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By Jaybird1587 - 03/08/2009 12:43 - United States

Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 11:58

talk about timing

mismonroe 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 12:08

Are you in good hands..?

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nickypianostar 0

Friday 24 June 2011 18:32

guess the tree beat u to it

jkrist 7

Saturday 25 June 2011 7:45

15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. you could've used that 15% to hire someone to cut it down before it fell down on your car.

Sarge987 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 15:34

Thats a dumb FML. That shit happens all the time.

madseewhy 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:52

the tree must have known, revenge of the fallen! hahaha

bubbles1996 5

Sunday 26 June 2011 5:05

revenge of the tree!! It found out ur plan :)(⌒-⌒; )

nyancat51424 0

Monday 27 June 2011 5:35

it knew

R3calcitr4nt 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:52

Tree- "If I'm going down then I'm taking his truck with me!"

Bronze_ace 13

Wednesday 8 January 2014 0:13

When nature attacks..

Badluckolsen 10

Thursday 25 February 2016 13:46

YDI for parking under it

GakTheFaQ 14

Tuesday 23 August 2016 1:59

You tried taking it's life, it took your car instead :)

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