Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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Top comments
Bobissmall 13
Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.
EricaCookies 0
You have a shitty friend.
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Comments (221)
jsx12345 0
aww
kassieparis 8
no not aww! its skanky. more like ewwww but fyl op! :( go to ur gp and get it sorted
roeallen 11
It's called sarcasm. You know, when you say something, but really mean the opposite? Yeah that.
MacNuggets 0
that's why I never braid my hair haha
pursey11041996 4
what a bitch
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
They're gonna be bugging you for a while. Hope you like hairing your friends treat you like a disgusting animal fur a little while, cuz some people tend to think lice are a sign of improper hygiene. I'm itching to hear what you did to your pest of a friend, this wouldve really ticked me off.
KingDingALing 9
Maybe #1 meant "eww" instead of "aww". You know how people make mistakes and aren't always sarcastic? Yeah, that.
whiteboy77 0
very punny
Nadinek98 0
cut that bitch.
tamiami247 0
Nice one 57 :) ♥
Susieee_Q 9
57 - Hahaha. (:
roeallen 11
66 - That could very well be true, but I tend to believe that the author of the first comment actually ment what she typed! Oh my goodness, such a crazy thought huh? But thank you ever so much for opening my eyes. 55 - Gotta love you for sticking that many puns into one comment xD
Justforlolz 14
66 - The first commenter probably seen no comments up and wanted to be first, so they put up a short, pathetic comment. Look at the first 10 comments of any FML and if you don't see at least one comment with 3 words or less, that's a surprise.
KingDingALing 9
101- It's funny you say that because I recall you saying that she was being sarcastic! Crazy observation, huh? Nice job at failing. 105- Yes, I completely agree with you on that. Plenty of people put up short comments to be first.
punkrocker250 0
pun intended much?
roeallen 11
105 - Yeah, the first comment ment to be sarcastic, weird huh, how it all makes sense what i said before? Please read my other comments thoroughly before making your own observations.
sammywhits 0
wait...wait...wait did she just say FRIEND??!?!
LordXavier 0
set her hair on fire to "help" her get rid of the problem
KingDingALing 9
134- First you say she's being sarcastic, then you say she meant what she actually said, and now you're saying that she's being sarcastic. You keep changing your mind and it really does make you seem stupid.
roeallen 11
163 - Okay, I will tell you again, but this time, very simple. She MENT to be sarcastic. She MENT to say "aww", and BE sarcastic. You finally got it? Gosh, I hope so.
KingDingALing 9
It sure didn't sound like that's what you said.
roeallen 11
Really? But you see it now don't you? So, I'm not an idiot, I haven't failed, and you understand what I was saying? *Wipes hand across forehead* Good. Job well done, thank you for playing. Teehee ;)
amishal5 0
178- plain and simple you just act like a bitch
roeallen 11
Thank you for that insightful observation. Yes, I know I act like a bitch, and I am sorry if I have hurt anyone. I get pissed at people sometimes, that is all.
nood_fml 0
Hasn't this fml been posted at least 20 times
FreakingFYou 13
roeallen it's MEANT. Not MENT.
Bobissmall 13
Ew ew ew. Hope u slapped that bitch.
yourlifefails123 0
lol
4thizzle20 0
she may not have been the only one with lice after that but i hope you made her the only one with a fist in her face or a foot up her ass
4thizzle20 0
i apologize to everyone who noticed i posted almost the same thing twice... my brain farted
swagchamp 0
pound her face in
EricaCookies 0
You have a shitty friend.
xNephilim 19
More like a lousy one. Get it? :D
EricaCookies 0
win :D
missL1z 5
yes! lmao!
my_usagi 0
97, that's an amazing pun.
jinji 0
Ouch. Thats terrible. Oh well! At least you can spend hours getting it out of your hair with your friend. Have fun with that!
jackien1 6
are you serious? you think she would still go solve the lice issue with her friend??
hellokaty 0
oh my god. did you bitch slap her?
KelseyLovesYouu 2
if OP didn't, then she should have
ericpain 1
next time she asks you to do some donut bumpin' I can bet you'll both have crabs afterward!
Pixelatedpotato 28
That's from something... I can't remember what though
FMLforALL 0
Time to get new friends! What a ****! I'd kick her ass!
BonyorBobby 4
What type of friend is that? :L There is such thing as a lice comb...
That_helped 4
Oh My Gosh. Ew. Slap her
Shaggy_92 5
kill that bitch! lice suck ass!