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Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (44506) - you deserved it (11010)

On 04/21/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Jesus (man) - United States (Maine)

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That's not really a tip. "You suck. Get lessons" would work.

#1 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:51pm by fail

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Nobody disrespects Jesus..not on my watch

(And if there are any of you who say my comment is completely irrelevant, than check the Username...and for those of you who think it's stupid, i don't care)

#12 - On 04/21/2009 at 5:02pm by RNorthlandLGB

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