Miscellaneous: Tiptony Buskertano

Tiptony Buskertano

By Jesus - 21/04/2009 14:39 - United States

Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 984

You deserved it 11 453

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By peopleinthepark - 30/05/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 947

You deserved it 13 436

By honeynuggetviolin - 01/05/2013 00:31

Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 954

You deserved it 5 735

Money Money Money

By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 08:00

Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 755

You deserved it 1 653

By CircleBruise - 08/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 475

You deserved it 5 886

MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 073

You deserved it 698

By Anonymous Pillock - 30/04/2014 22:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 714

You deserved it 4 234

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 756

You deserved it 2 605

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 378

You deserved it 80 441

By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 038

You deserved it 74 929

By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 158

You deserved it 2 422

fail_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:51

That's not really a tip. "You suck. Get lessons" would work.

RNorthlandLGB 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:02

Nobody disrespects Jesus..not on my watch (And if there are any of you who say my comment is completely irrelevant, than check the Username...and for those of you who think it's stupid, i don't care)

Comments

BigDollaz 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:06

If you were good you wouldn't be on the streets

skierguy 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:08

#12, you are an idiot who made a contentious comment on an online forum just to start shit up. If Jesus existed (and thats a big if) he was nothing more than a charismatic leader who died millenia ago. Somebody using the name as their screen name on fmylife.com is not going to cause your all-loving yet wrathful fictional god to smite anyone.

survivalism 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:12

Buskers are douchebags. So that's what happens.

tbweffect 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:15

Shocker. Man up and get a real job

jackistan 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:16

He was just jealous. Don't let it get you down man, just keep playing. I'm a sidewalk musician too and i've had to deal with that kind of stuff.

mutantcow 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:23

that guy's just an ass. ignore people like him. :)

wowfmlife 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:27

so...? maybe you do suck... at least he didnt come up and say it to your face god, get over it. maybe take some of that money and get lessons

roundyswater 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:31

#33 - "a contentious comment on an online forum just to start shit up" Then later you say, "If Jesus existed (and thats a big if) he was nothing more than a charismatic leader who died millenia ago. Somebody using the name as their screen name on fmylife.com is not going to cause your all-loving yet wrathful fictional god to smite anyone." Really 33? Really?

Victoria2103 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:32

Get over it. Buskers DO suck. They're freaking annoying. Unless they're amazing, like some of the people I've seen in NYC lately. But... if he said you suck, you probably do.