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Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54470) - you deserved it (4438)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:24am - love - by hannaholic (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Ouch.

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:02am by Sevenfold

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Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.

#5 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:04am by darkmis1

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