Love: Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the...

By hannaholic - 03/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Lori - 04/11/2015 18:46 - United States - Littleton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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Unlucky in love

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML

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Interruption

By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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Bad omen

By DefiantBaka - 21/05/2022 08:00 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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The hell that is dating

By Laura - 15/07/2023 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He told me his wife had filed for divorce this morning (I had no idea he had ever been married) and then he sent me the e-receipt for my nachos along with his Venmo handle. FML

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Friday 3 July 2009 16:04

Tell his wife-she deserves to know her husbands a cheating creep.

Sevenfold 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:02

Ouch.

Comments

lucksnothear1 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 5:33

ohhh.....welll...no im sorry i can't put good spin on this one....

zoolander951 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 5:38

why is everyone saying husband? she could be lesbian

christopherlove 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 6:25

FYL indeed. He should have waited until after the sex to tell you.

livngood_fosho 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 6:45

well its a good thing to know..

theedeevaa 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:58

dump him, dump him, dump him

AdamGD 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 10:57

You gotta love open relationships!

ms33 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 11:50

ouchh that sucks. at least it was the first date where he told you rather than 3 months into the relationship or something

Psodium 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:38

Maybe he felt guilty after the kiss?

corporalusmc 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 22:52

ur ******* stupid and deserve to rot in hell!

Crzy_EyesSunrise 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:35

Well at least he told you, right? Still, to steal a kiss BEFORE mentioning it was--well, lets just say he's a bastard and leave it at that.

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