Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He told me his wife had filed for divorce this morning (I had no idea he had ever been married) and then he sent me the e-receipt for my nachos along with his Venmo handle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, my husband has been texting women to see if he can go out on a date with one of them, just because I’ve befriended his friend and apparently, the movie and food I got with the friend was a first date, so now he wants to get even. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML
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JackWood 21
A catch like that makes you wonder why his wife is filing for divorce.
cuz803 46
Here's a good opportunity to get some exercise going. RUN!!!!!!
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JackWood 21
A catch like that makes you wonder why his wife is filing for divorce.
cuz803 46
Here's a good opportunity to get some exercise going. RUN!!!!!!
RichardPencil 32
Send him a few thousand dollars so he can hire a great divorce lawyer and be yours all the sooner!
core01 30
Divorce lawyers aren't cheap. He needs his nacho money back!
core01 30
Send him a response with, "not-yo money either"
ODBeefalo 10
I know it's 2023 but if it isn't discussed prior or the girl doesn't jump for the bill, the standard is the guys pays for the first date in NA at least (Im not saying im for it, just the standing paradigm until people do something different long enough). this sounds like he believes you owe him ass or cash for the food. block his number and move on, don't pay him.