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Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48465) - you deserved it (4270)

On 03/21/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

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How much did he offer?

#2 - On 03/21/2014 at 6:42pm by whiskeey

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Take the money and run!

#3 - On 03/21/2014 at 6:43pm by VicRC

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