Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
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Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Jessi
United States
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice try
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Anonymous
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Anonymous
United States
Well done
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Pimp Daddy
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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whiskeey 14
How much did he offer?
VicRC 7
Take the money and run!
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Comments (80)
AgentAvalos 7
Lol
whiskeey 14
How much did he offer?
IloveToLaugh143 21
I'm pretty sure there isn't enough money for that.
MisterEx 28
Unless he offered about tree fiddy. Always accept tree fiddy.
EphMi 5
i am pretty sure there's a price for everything.
ironichalibut 24
Unless it was a little more than half, they can get a better deal.
LittleBlackbird 20
What affair? No, I'm sorry he is such a dick! And his dick is what he will be touching from now on.
1947Chevy 17
I'm pretty sure marriage makes his money her money
mnwlf13 3
I'm guess about half of their assets.
incoherentrmblr 21
Take the money and run - Steve Miller.
cometkeeper00 3
What if there's a prenup. Everyone's assuming that there's not
Goblin182 26
If marriage doesn't divorce will.
OH_HappyDays 14
Prenups usually have cheating clauses. If it didn't she should take the money and run.
VicRC 7
Take the money and run!
caohm 18
accept the money as fee for being an asshole and then just continue to not forgive him.
lexiieeex3 32
Taking the money doesn't mean you can't promptly divorce him. Take the money, slap him, pack his bags, and kick the bastard out.
MrsDruidess 23
take the money and run is a song guys, personally I favor "Hit him up style" way more fun!!
shannonchelsey 7
Get your ass out of that marriage! Save yourself...
OhWhoCares 42
Yeah, the earlier you can get away the better. Once a cheater, always a cheater. He obviously cares very little about you, and to offer money is just wrong. I'm sorry OP..
SgtAssCheeks 21
So did you ran away with the money?
emirie 21
Take it, and use it towards a divorce lawyer
dabomb0513 10
This!
CurlyQute 17
Bribery is not an option in this case
LizetteBerenice 22
Divorce him now
Blink_me26 21
Wat
sunnyray812 42
Don't worry. You'll get to take everything of his once you get yourself a lawyer.
junkman6 22
"American woman" immediately started running through my head because of your comment.
tayymeds 23
That song just started playing at my work right as I read your comment ^^