Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, my little sister brought home her new boyfriend. He has an impressive job and is very charming and attractive. Apparently I'm the only one slightly bothered by the fact that he's 35 and she's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
Jseldi 10
Just make a few statuses about him and he'll get over it.
Cityrulezz 4
Does HE post about how great his girl is, too?
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Jseldi 10
Just make a few statuses about him and he'll get over it.
adrianh1090 12
People still use Facebook?
glabberfasted 16
You look like you're 15, have you EVER used Facebook?... I miss the days when you had to have a college email address to join.
LuciaTheReadhead 9
Sorry op, maybe he should start bringing you coffee.
smokecloud_ 37
People look at me like I have a second head when I tell them I don't have a facebook. My conclusion is that a lot of people still use it.
fsomelife 26
Well do you have a second head? If you do, it's pretty hard to get by with just one facebook.
buttcramp 21
This could be the boyfriend's way of telling OP he feels underappreciated. OP should have a chat with him.
adrianh1090 12
I am 17 and I'm saying it because people don't use it. I haven't in months.
skyttlz 32
Then what do people use now?
TallMist 32
#80 And I'm 17 and I'm saying just because neither you nor I use Facebook, it does not mean no one does.
EddieR7 18
Sounds about right
lexiieeex3 32
Welcome to the life of men.
RainbowShine_fml 18
I wonder what he posts about you then.
blissmiss17 16
Maybe he does. Actually, the real issue is probably not related to the status at all. The deeper problem may be that OP's boyfriend feels generally unappreciated or undervalued altogether. If not, he wouldn't have overreacted to something as simple as a Facebook status. Deep-rooted problems that aren't discussed and resolved usually reveal themselves in strange ways and get misinterpreted like this. (However, If he's just a socially insecure drama queen, please disregard the long, thought-out explanation)
Cityrulezz 4
Does HE post about how great his girl is, too?
meli1195 31
Seeing as how OP said her boyfriend, it's a pretty safe assumption to say OP is a girl..... But if OP is a guy, well then our bad
bfsd42 20
43, what??? Are you really trying to make that a homophobic comment. Get a life.
TallMist 32
#65 He's just asking where it says if OP is a girl. How is asking if the OP is also a guy homophobic? Also, I too do not see where it says OP is a girl.
FrostHeart 36
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your boyfriend sounds very controlling, if he's freaking out over something so mundane..
buddy_J 16
It's the principle
ksks1234 33
That doesn't sound very controlling to me. Maybe immature, but not controlling.
gracehi 33
Insecure too. But immature and insecure can take a sharp turn into controlling in a relationship. I've experienced it.
Sebastian2022 22
Maybe his friends don't believe that he has a girlfriend. We've all been there before...wait, no, probably just me haha. :P
bbambastic 16
For that to happen, you have to actually get a girlfriend though
not_happening 11
Maybe he should try bringing you coffee then! Just sayin haha
CandyPewPewPew 29
Now share this FML on your Facebook and he'll know how great he is!
xXanna_ 18
Haha I like that idea
tarushi 4
Liked it
lisslyi 19
He'd be so proud to know he's on FML now.
MinaGermania 12
I never got why people need to be mentioned by others on Facebook, but he is your boyfriend and you should make him happy. So next time he does something great post it.
auro7 18
Simple as this. It's nothing to really freak out about. Give him a little attention and he'll get over it pretty quickly. Not too big of an FML, in my opinion.