Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, my little sister brought home her new boyfriend. He has an impressive job and is very charming and attractive. Apparently I'm the only one slightly bothered by the fact that he's 35 and she's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
Jseldi 10
Just make a few statuses about him and he'll get over it.
Cityrulezz 4
Does HE post about how great his girl is, too?
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Comments (93)
jaellin 18
Waiting patiently for the "I hope you mean ex boyfriend" comments
snugglesMcGee199 23
Maybe he does a lot of nice stuff for you and feels unappreciated?
lashaymines 2
lol he is jealous
TheMystery13 13
Wow, you made a Facebook status about ******' COFFEE... Real winner, you are...
Kergami 18
This shouldn't be an FML.. You should be happy that your boyfriend is jealous over something so small.. That usually means he's a keeper.
Neckyl 6
It's annoying how some people need recognition for everything. We all work for pay, but some can't handle not being praised on top of that. It's not enough to do things because you love someone and it makes you both feel good; now people need public recognition for it. He needs to grow up and learn the value of intrinsic motivation.
CrazyMelvin 14
So, you like coffee better than your boyfriend? I'd be upset too
howdoilogin 9
Maybe you should re-evaluate about how you have treated him instead of posting nasty things about him on FML. I'd say YDI, but you clearly don't deserve him.
me1224 12
Lol
JuliaC123 4
He just wants to feel appreciated. How is that like a 14 year old girl?