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By Anonymous - 15/06/2020 20:08

Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML

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mackdeezy 22

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Monday 15 June 2020 20:51

I just wanna know how they came to that conclusion. Also, insert compulsory Sweet Home Alabama meme here.

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 16 June 2020 16:59

Why would people assume that?

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mackdeezy 22

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Monday 15 June 2020 20:51

I just wanna know how they came to that conclusion. Also, insert compulsory Sweet Home Alabama meme here.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 16 June 2020 0:21

That's just great! Congrats! Why shouldn't sisters be able to marry? There's no way they can have a biological child, so what's the problem?

Bamisoep 9

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Tuesday 16 June 2020 9:42

To make something official on facebook....that's where it goes wrong in the first place.

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 16 June 2020 16:59

Why would people assume that?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Sunday 21 June 2020 23:11

If this is the most messed up thing in your life, I'd say you're doing pretty good. People are just that stupid, unfortunately.

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