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Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44062) - you deserved it (6491)

On 02/17/2014 at 1:28pm - love - by kj1 (woman) - United States (Utah)

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He can get off his lazy ass and do them himself!

#3 - On 02/17/2014 at 5:51pm by SabresRule1

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Is there any quiet way to wash dishes?

#4 - On 02/17/2014 at 5:52pm by Sammi0116

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