Belly bounce

By Anonymous - 27/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Verona

Today, I learned that a innie belly button does not clean itself. I can't begin to describe the horrors I found, after using tweezers to get thirty years worth of "contents" out from inside me. FML
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A vagina

I know, right!?!? When I did the same exercise, I found some change, the remote and the keys to a car I had to give away because I couldn't find the keys!

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YDI. basic personal hygiene - clean every crevice

What part of your body does clean itself?

A vagina

You don’t ever wash your vagina? Not with soap but just water?

I am pretty sure Lexxxiii is referring to the fact that a Vagina does "clean itself" via vaginal discharge. I am sure she washes the outer labia etc when she showers. using soap or other items(douche) on the "inside" of a vagina can cause the natural PH levels to change which can lead to infections and other problems.

no you wash the outside. but the inside of the vagina cleans itself. helpful bacteria.

Ever had your ear syringed? I have to do it to patients all the time, ear cleaning is definitely necessary

I know, right!?!? When I did the same exercise, I found some change, the remote and the keys to a car I had to give away because I couldn't find the keys!

I'm surprised you didn't find a carton of parliament cigarettes and a colecovision game set like Peter Griffin did.

Ok this is the reason when Covid started they had to have commercials telling people to wash their hands. 🤢

Nothing like a little body awareness. It's so far down there to your navel I wonder if it get's grosser as you go south.

How did it not itch? Or get infected?