Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my husband broke a set of dishes, told me I had to clean it all up, and stormed out of the house. It’s now 3:30am and he still hasn’t come home. Our 5 year-old son keeps asking about him. What warranted all this? Asking him how his day went. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML
Today, I called my husband when his shift at work ended to talk about what we needed to do this weekend. He got angry and asked if he could have "five goddamn minutes" after work to get home and change before I started "throwing the fucking to do list at me." FML
Today, while my husband and I were cleaning out a closet, he went outside to throw out some trash. He was taking a long time to return and I went to make sure he was OK. He was in the living room watching TV instead of helping me. FML
Today, six weeks post-partum, I asked my husband once again to help with the chores around the house. He got upset, threw my phone at me, and said, “Stop being inconsiderate, I just got home from work! Call your mom to help you or something! Shit!” and stormed out of the house. My mom passed last year; he knows this. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
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Sdog 6
He sounds like one of those guys who says he’s an alpha, but in reality is extremely insecure. This is emotional abuse and you should leave him.
mccuish 25
Sounds like a 🚩🚩🚩
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RichardPencil 32
But I'll bet he also told you to keep your phone on you so he can reach you at will. You didn't do it, right? Or... I'm telling you to tell him to **** off! Do as you're told.
Sdog 6
He sounds like one of those guys who says he’s an alpha, but in reality is extremely insecure. This is emotional abuse and you should leave him.
lexxiasaurus 31
any guy who says he's an Alpha, is a beta - Iliza Shleshinger
mccuish 25
Sounds like a 🚩🚩🚩
Lillanthae34 7
I’ve been there. RUN! It will only get worse. I’ve been yelled at for a computer breaking. (Hadn’t even been in the room for months) a speeding ticket (I was at home on the other side of town) Leave NOW
Lillanthae34 7
I’ve been there. RUN! It will only get worse. I’ve been yelled at for a computer breaking. (Hadn’t even been in the room for months) a speeding ticket (I was at home on the other side of town) Leave NOW
Lillanthae34 7
I’ve been there. RUN! It will only get worse. I’ve been yelled at for a computer breaking. (Hadn’t even been in the room for months) a speeding ticket (I was at home on the other side of town) Leave NOW
Hangryko 32
JC, divorce him. He sounds like absolute garbage. He's more garbage than the garbage he ordered you to throw out.
lexxiasaurus 31
exactly cause that's about 250 pounds of trash to be thrown out instead lol
Jessica Carey 11
your life sucks but YDI because you choose to remain there.
geckohead 12
Having put up with that garbage for more years than I care to remember, my best advise, girl, is to get the heck out. No matter how. Get out now. You can co parent just fine but that rotten terrible person needs out of your life. It gets SO much better.
Miss_Red 18
Why the F is HE TELLING YOU to do chores?