Love, Kids and Relatable: Relationship goals

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 00:00

Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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You deserved it 273

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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You deserved it 130

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By Brokendishes - 21/08/2022 18:00

Today, my husband broke a set of dishes, told me I had to clean it all up, and stormed out of the house. It’s now 3:30am and he still hasn’t come home. Our 5 year-old son keeps asking about him. What warranted all this? Asking him how his day went. FML

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By rileynautumn - 13/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

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Damned if you do…

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 10:00

Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML

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You deserved it 89

Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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You deserved it 187

By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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Crockery story

By WasteOfOxygen08 - 23/06/2019 04:34

Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML

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This Charming Man

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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You deserved it 523

By Anonymous - 05/07/2016 19:46

Today, I got yelled at for not taking an order correctly at work. I've been washing dishes all day and haven't taken a single order. FML

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You deserved it 870

Sdog 6

Wednesday 12 April 2023 4:19

He sounds like one of those guys who says he’s an alpha, but in reality is extremely insecure. This is emotional abuse and you should leave him.

mccuish 25

Wednesday 12 April 2023 7:52

Sounds like a 🚩🚩🚩

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 12 April 2023 3:00

But I'll bet he also told you to keep your phone on you so he can reach you at will. You didn't do it, right? Or... I'm telling you to tell him to **** off! Do as you're told.

Sdog 6

Wednesday 12 April 2023 4:19

He sounds like one of those guys who says he’s an alpha, but in reality is extremely insecure. This is emotional abuse and you should leave him.

lexxiasaurus 27

Friday 14 April 2023 6:57

any guy who says he's an Alpha, is a beta - Iliza Shleshinger

mccuish 25

Wednesday 12 April 2023 7:52

Sounds like a 🚩🚩🚩

Lillanthae34 7

Wednesday 12 April 2023 18:42

I’ve been there. RUN! It will only get worse. I’ve been yelled at for a computer breaking. (Hadn’t even been in the room for months) a speeding ticket (I was at home on the other side of town) Leave NOW

Lillanthae34 7

Wednesday 12 April 2023 18:43

Lillanthae34 7

Wednesday 12 April 2023 18:45

Hangryko 29

Wednesday 12 April 2023 23:53

JC, divorce him. He sounds like absolute garbage. He's more garbage than the garbage he ordered you to throw out.

lexxiasaurus 27

Friday 14 April 2023 6:59

exactly cause that's about 250 pounds of trash to be thrown out instead lol

Jessica Carey 11

Thursday 13 April 2023 1:55

your life sucks but YDI because you choose to remain there.

geckohead 12

Thursday 13 April 2023 4:11

Having put up with that garbage for more years than I care to remember, my best advise, girl, is to get the heck out. No matter how. Get out now. You can co parent just fine but that rotten terrible person needs out of your life. It gets SO much better.