kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
AprilFlowers
United States
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Anonymous
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HK
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Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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Anonymous
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MAN THINGS fuck you
Bucharest, Romania
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Anonymous
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Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML
Not your maid
United States
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Today, my boyfriend screamed at me for not cleaning his son's bedroom. The kid is 13 years-old, and there's nothing physically or mentally wrong with him. FML
Anonymous
Run, run away pronto
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
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SabresRule1 8
He can get off his lazy ass and do them himself!
Sammi0116 17
Is there any quiet way to wash dishes?
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Comments (103)
MysticMonkey 9
Tell him to the dishes himself then.
lazymaze 3
Damm his a pretty cool guy then
SeahawksnationxD 7
So quiet down when you do them..
IconicFML 9
Your loud notices get in the way of all the cod
conniemonique 1
Haha my bf is the same way
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Tell him to get a job to buy you a washer machine that has a low decibels. As to not upset him while the dishes are washed.
Sly35_fml 4
Tell him to get off his ass and do it himself... Have a voice OP.
Dthsapprntc 23
Now now, no need to dump him, he just have to be properly trained. Give him a piece of his favorite candy when he exhibiting proper behaviour and ignore him when he is not. Don't forget to punish when he is being just plain bad, like in this case. Use a spraybottle to spray water in his face, or bang two cookie sheets together right by his head. Or use my personal favorite; the shock collar. Like this: OP's boyfriend: "Keep it down with the dishes, you are being too looOOUUUCCCHHH" OP: "Bad boyfriend! Bad!"
snackman98 5
Simply ask him, "Then why don't you do it?" That will make him shut up pretty quick.
whatwhatindayeah 11
use paper plates problem solved