kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
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SabresRule1 8
He can get off his lazy ass and do them himself!
Sammi0116 17
Is there any quiet way to wash dishes?
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Comments (103)
TheCrispyCat 20
Don't wash the dishes then.
beej898 1
Run...this is exactly how my first husband and I started. It only gets worse from here.
Quiet_one 22
When someone gives you crap for doing something nice, just stop doing it and see if they like that better. After a few days of built up dirty dishes in the sink he'll appreciate you washing them a lot more.
beautifulsoul89 11
tell him those are the sounds of a clean house. if he don't like it than get ear plugs. or better yet to clean the house himself
JMichael 25
Tell him to suck a fat one
ohishkabibble 21
OP, I suggest you make him do the dishes from now on, since he's obviously an ungrateful little jackass. FYL!
howdoilogin 9
Well, quiet down then.
FracturedMinds 21
Was waiting for it. Thank you for not disappointing =3
sythe511 28
Point out to him that if he doesn't like how you do it, he is more than welcome to wash them himself.
worldclassrager 39
Place everything on one side if the sink and wash each thing? Or use the dishwasher if you have one...