Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
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CommanderCman1 15
Be happy those are the only buns he squeezed.
awkwardloveannie 28
you violated? imagine how the buns must feel! and Theyre going home with him
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Comments (74)
CommanderCman1 15
Be happy those are the only buns he squeezed.
Sports_guy3 28
hehe... for now.
andrewturtle 16
Plot twist: sports_guy3 is the old man.
smokecloud_ 37
Seems more like something perdix would do..
jellybeens_fml 16
We'll imagine how the buns feel.. They have to go home with him.
MrsDruidess 23
right!! Come on OP, harmless flirting. If thats the most violated you have ever felt, than you are blessed.
Bulldozer36 21
Sucks to be you but I hope I'm still able to get frisky when I'm old like that guy.
smokecloud_ 37
I'm with you. I'm going to be one of those crazy pervy old ladies and blame it on my senility! (spelling? real word?) I can't wait!
FangirlingAlways 14
When you're old you have all the excuses in the world.
Federgirl 19
that guys a creep!
colton_colton 50
Just a lil' bit!
xblaine 17
Pedophile alert.
Sports_guy3 28
Pervert alert.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Unless OP is a prepubescent child, no. "Pedophile" isn't synonymous with "creepy old pervert".
olpally 33
Call the cops. What a freak!
Welshite 40
For what? Nothing illegal was done, nor was OP actually violated or harassed. You need to calm down.
JaegerMayCry 13
#5 reminds me of the lady who called 911 because McDonalds ran out of chicken mcnuggets.
Traitoro 9
Ya 43, this morning someone called the cops because their fire alarm wouldn't stop ringing.
ivydindy13 14
Well, if there really was a fire then that's a big difference...
746278Ab 14
When your old you can do whatever you want...
micgelleya 15
*you're
buckstop1 37
Exactly the point
HopelesslyCiara5 19
Is your father a baker? Because you've got the hottest buns I've ever seen. :P
kinky44 28
Ja! Buns and ties!
kinky44 28
Waiting to see if anyone remembers this joke from Spongebob. . .
arandomusernameaa 20
*Still Waiting...* yeh this could take some time ;)
RobertoZ 5
Well at least he didnt steal a balloon.
awkwardloveannie 28
you violated? imagine how the buns must feel! and Theyre going home with him
blancoing 14
maybe he just was imagining they were some other buns... fyl
jellybeens_fml 16
You don't say??
HammyBear13 8
45, you look like a guy who would do this.......o.0......
jellybeens_fml 16
Am I sexy of wats