Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
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Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
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CommanderCman1 15
Be happy those are the only buns he squeezed.
awkwardloveannie 28
you violated? imagine how the buns must feel! and Theyre going home with him
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Comments (74)
DarkCaesar 17
He would be an elderly man in that case
sthrnbell 9
Eeeewwww!!!
Robert1989 9
that happen to me once but it was a coworker and she was squeezing my buns well I was cutting some buns.
Fuzy2K 7
When I first read this, I thought you had meant that he began squeezing your eyes... O_o
OscarEcho 12
LOL! Best FML comment ever! :D
Xivion 19
haha when I first read this I read "today I was riding an elderly gentleman...."
GingerRoot 13
A guy hitting on a girl??? Never happened!!
DarkHelmet 10
How are you violated?? He grabbed buns that he was buying. He was well within his rights. He didn't lay a finger on you
skyeyez9 25
There is a guy like that where I work who is a janitor, except he will physically grope the female employees. But since he is retarded, he gets away with it. If we physically shove him off, we will get fired. We can only notify the supervisor. Its total bullshit. Boss says we should be more "tolerant" cause he doesnt know better. -.-
arandomusernameaa 20
nah just some buns...
dreadbeat69 12
I'm not sure "gentleman" was the most appropriate description of this guy...